我的素质：友好  但有限。

My qualities: friendly but limited.

你知道长寿的秘诀是什么吗？别多管闲事。

Do you know the secret to longevity? Don't meddle in your affairs.

如果你不瞎，就别用耳朵去了解我。

If you're not blind, don't use your ears to understand me.

你拿什么定义我 臭嘴吗。

What do you mean by my stinky mouth.

不是不会逢场作戏，只是不想在你身上浪费演技。

It's not that I don't know how to act on the spot, I just don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

名门之后啊，你爹是天蓬元帅吧。

After fame, your father is Marshal Tianpeng, right.

不打狂疫苗，不敢近你身。

I dare not approach you without getting vaccinated.

啊，抱歉，我只骂人。

Ah, sorry, I only curse.

作为失败的典型 你老成功了。

As a typical example of failure, you have always succeeded.